The 305

So the last couple days I have had a reminder why you couldn't pay me to live in Miami.

Today at work we had a fire drill and everyone was instructed to move to the back of the parking lot, all the way back by the canal where I park my truck. They were told there is no getting in their cars and running the ac (it's a nice cool day anyways), and they had to stay in that area.

So by the time I get out there I see one person sitting on my back bumper, one person leaning on the side of my truck, and one person standing their with their arms resting on my top deck. WTF? Seriously! These idiots have no respect for others property. And they knew it was unacceptable because I opened up the back of my truck to get a fold up beach chair and they realize it's my truck and they all get off it real quick. So I pull out my chair and while everyone else is forced to stand out there I unfold my beach chair and I sit there next to my truck drinking a Mr Pibb. As a former boyscout I'm always prepared and everyone thought it was pretty funny. But back to my rage. Seriously what the hell is wrong with people. If they weren't my coworkers they would have received quite a tongue lashing but since I'm forced to work with this idiots I had to bite my tongue. Would they think it's ok if they came out and I was sitting on the hood of their car? Certain people down here have no respect whatsoever and I'm getting really sick of it.

Then there is yesterday. I'm not sure which one gets the idiot of the week. The coworkers from today or the moron that backed up traffic yesterday. I was in line to getting on I-95. They put in one of those traffic control lights on the on ramp about six months ago. Basically you pull up and it turns green right away. It's pretty pointless since you never fully stop before it turns green. Well yesterday some moron didn't go at the right time and it turned red. They were sitting still there waiting for, no exaggeration, five whole minutes for this thing to turn green. Obviously the motion detector did not catch the person but do they have the brains to figure this out? No. So for five minutes the on ramp is backing up. It's a complete cluster **** and everyone starts honking their horns pissed off and hoping this idiot would get a clue. But they were probably stoned off their ass, eating a bowl of rice, talking on the phone, and bumping their music, so they were in no condition to figure it out. All the cars behind him were too close together so no one could get out to go around. It was to the point where I was about to call the state troopers. Finally someone all the way back on 95th street decides to ride the shoulder and as he passed the moron he set off the sensor. After that everyone was free to go....You would think this ass clown would have figured it out on his own but no, someone else had to turn the light green for him.