Thursday, February 27, 2025

Shark Valley & Key Largo - Easter 2024

 Last year for Easter we decided to ditch everyone and sneak away and do our own thing. 

Adri is the only child who has been to Shark Valley. I had been wanting to take the boys every time we went to Miami but we never had enough time to do it. 

Natalie and I went on our first date (that she claims wasn't a date) biking at Shark Valley. Following that she went home to get her swimsuit and we went to the beach until midnight and had dinner on the boardwalk. But it wasn't a date. 

I had been biking at Shark Valley dozens of times. We would do day rides, night rides, I rode the loop the day before the wedding with my dad, and we took my sister when she came out for a visit. That was the worst Shark Valley trip ever though. The mosquitos were so bad we had to retreat after just 5 minutes. 

Fast forward to 2024 we finally decided to take the kids. We would go to Shark Valley on the way to Key Largo and then stay at the Hilton that Natalie and I spent our second anniversary at.

When we got to Shark Valley it was packed. We had to park out on US-41 and bike into the park. That made the entire bike ride about 17 miles, which we did in about 3 hours. The kids had fun and Zach said it was the best bike ride ever.

After Shark Valley we had dinner at The Pit. It's been there forever and we used to eat there all the time, including on Christmas one year. Zach got the gatordog.

That night we stayed in Florida City then drove down to Key Largo the next morning for the glass bottom boat tour. I wanted to snorkel at Hard Rock but they wouldn't even let Dean on the boat until he's 7. The glass bottom boat went to Molasses Reef. The view was OK but no where close to snorkeling there. 

Afterwards we did some kayaking at Pennekamp. I proposed to Natalie at Pennekamp with a ring pop Labor Day weekend in 2008. I had a ring pop because we were supposed to go snorkeling at Hard Rock and I didn't want to bring her ring. Due to the waves from Hurricane Gustav they cancelled all boat rides. I ended up proposing on the boardwalk with a ring pop and gave her the real ring later that night. I guess the better part of the story is even though all I had to show her was a ring pop she said yes. When we were snorkeling we passed that boardwalk, which was destroyed and taped off, I think due to Hurricane Michael damage years ago. Adri is a savage and when I told her that I proposed to her mom there she said she wants to pee on it.

Afterward our kayaking we spent one night at the Hampton before going down to Baker Cay Resort (Hilton). The have two pools there and a nice beach with water activities so we never had to leave the resort. I brought my own mojito which I kept in my tumbler. We did an Easter egg hunt for the kids at the beach. I didn't hear anyone complain that we didn't do the traditional easter.

And of course on the way back we stopped in Pembroke Pines for some La Carreta.

Following my BBL at Shark Valley.

The vegetation seems to be a lot more dense than when I used to go there. I'm thinking it was still recovering from Hurricane Wilma back then.



South Florida had a really wet spring last year. I've never seen the burrow pit closed. It was the dry season and there was more water than in the wet season. Due to all the water we only saw maybe 15 gators the whole day while normally that time of year we would see hundreds all over the road.

The Shark Valley tower.

We made it.

Heading back on the east side of the loop.

Zachy found a gator.

Key Largo glass bottom boat tour.






John Pennekamp State Park.

Kayaking at Pennekamp. 

Kayaking the mangroves was the best part.

A crocodile by the Hampton in Key Largo. Not nearly as common as the alligators in Florida. I thought I saw a couple off the side of the road while driving on US-1 around Blackwater Sound.


At Baker Cay Resort.


Natalie bought the kids Ice Cream at the pool. It was something ridiculous like $30 for three ice cream bars. Like the ice cream bars where you can get a 6 pack for 3 bucks at the store. Well they ended up double charging us on top of that and tried to bill us for a bunch of crap before we even checked in. We got a huge bill at checkout, so I pulled out my secret weapon, Natalie, and she got it all removed along with the resort fees for our trouble. It's almost like they tried to charge me for cocktails since I brought my tumbler to the pool with a quart of mojito. Can't be letting me drink without them making money off it.

The Gumbo Limbo forest at the resort.

The Beach at Baker Cay Resort.



The view from our balcony.

They have some nice bamboo at the resort too.

Easter Egg Hunt. Say that holding your tongue.
From our balcony in the morning.

Universal Florida Season Passes

When we moved to Florida I told the kids I would get them season passes to Universal. In the fall of 2022 I decided to make good on that promise. We got the premium passes for a year so we didn't have any blackout days, we got in Islands of Adventure an hour early, and we got discounts. The only mistake I made was not getting the Volcano Bay pass added on. Now that they have Epic opening soon, I'll be getting a four park pass next time we do this.

Throughout the year we probably went over 20 times to Universal, in all types of weather. On Natalie's birthday in 2022 it was raining so we decided last minute to go. It was 65 degrees when we left the house. Two hours later it was pouring raining, dropped into the 40s, and the place was packed. Back in the day when it rained if we went to Disneyland, no one else was there. Times have changed for sure. On this day we got on one ride in three hours, had cold wet feet, and were sick of the crowds. We left after one ride.

For our anniversary Natalie and I left the kids with her cousin, and we spent the night at The Adventura Hotel. For Zach and Dean's birthdays we stayed at the Endless Summer Hotels. We also stayed there when my dad came for spring break. When Natalie's sister came out we took her to Universal. For a year we went at least one a month.

At the time Dean was really being clingy with his mom. I decided one day that he needed a day with just me at Universal. Of course Natalie wanted to show up and try to not be seen but I told her nope. If Dean sees Natalie it's over. Dean was already my kid that was done with the park after a couple hours and wanted to go home and play trains so he wasn't too happy about leaving his mom for the day. At first he was complaining about missing his mom but eventually he warmed up to me. Only took the kid 5 years.

Zach was next to get a day alone with me. Of course with Zach there is no resistance. He was counting down the days. With Dean we were done around 3PM. With Zach I think we stayed until 6:30. Zach was picking the rides and kept going from one side of one park to the other side of the other park. Zach ditched school that day and I think it was the only time the park was every empty. We got on 15 rides and walked 12.24 miles.

Adri was the last to go with me. Of course, like a teen, she had her ear buds in her ear half the day. Natalie decided to go to the park that day too so we met up at the end of the day.

About a month before our passes expired, in late 2023, Zach was finally tall enough to ride Ripsaw Falls. They measured him at the front and he was tall enough. When we got through the line to the ride he was just under the sign and the girl wouldn't let him on. Dean was about to start crying so I got the manager. They took Dean back up front and remeasured him and decided to let him ride. When we went back for a second ride they had done a shift swap so we had to wait ten minutes for the manager again. That night we were at dinner and Dean just started smiling out of nowhere. Natalie asked him why he's smiling and he said he was so happy he got to ride Ripsaw Falls. After that we decided to buy the kid lifts for his shoes but the next time we went the ride was closed for a month for maintenance and our passes were expiring.

The day we bought our season passes.

Dr Suess SkyTrain

The Simpsons




Dr. Doom




Harry Potter train

The Curious George playground. One of my complaints is that a month after we got passes they closed it. I have no idea what they put in there, if they have put anything yet. They also removed the Wood Wood Pecker ride around the same time.

On Natalie's birthday


Velicoraptor. Natalie's favorite ride. I like it but it's a little rough on the neck.

2022 anniversary without kids.




Hagrid's


Jurassic Park was Dean's favorite ride most of the time. That might have changed once he went on Ripsaw Falls


Poseidon. They permanently closed this a couple months after we got our passes.

Rip Ride Rocket. They just recently closed this one and are going to replace it with something new.


Christmas in Harry Potter land.





Popeye and Bluto's Bilge Rat Barges. This was always one of our favorites. I do think they should have shower requirements before riding though. Some people got off that ride and you could smell two months of ass sweat.



Dean's birthday at Endless Summer.











Dean's day with me.



Zach's day with me. You can see there's no one there.





Adri's day with me.




Ripsaw Falls






This is by the pteranodon flyers ride.


I think this was our very last trip there. The only time we got ice cream at this place. It was pretty good.