Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Some Pictures Of Our House

So here are some pictures I took of our house yesterday. They are mostly from outside, I want to wait until we get rid of more boxes and clean up more to take more pictures from the inside. The paint lines and flags in the yard are utility markings (call before you dig). I also need to get close up pictures of mt flowers, you can't see the detail of the petals in the pictures. Natalie will tell you, I'm a picky person about my flowers. It's not just the color, I'm picky about the way the petals look. These flowers have some cool looking petals which is why I selected them.

Our house from the front. The Jasmine Sambac is to the left of the door and the purple/blue flowers I planted are to the right of the door next to the bench. As you can see our house is all brick with barrel tile room so the wolf can huff and puff but this house isn't going to blow in. It stood up to a direct hit from Wilma (Cat3 hurricane).


Palm Tree & Orchids. This palm tree has 8 orchids in it, only one is in bloom right now.


Palm trees and butterfly garden


Backyard view from my pool deck. I'm considering removing the child fence until the baby is big enough to get out. Doesn't make much sense having it now.


From the patio to the northeast


My papaya tree


Southeast side of my yard. This is where my baby naval tree, lemon tree, coconut palm, and banana trees are.

My veggie garden on the north side of the house.

South side of the house. I am going to tear out the grass against the house and do a veggie garden here like I have on the north side.


My house viewed from the yard. You can't really see it here but we have five sliding doors and 6 windows that open to the pool. This is the reason we insisted on a one story house. We like the way the house kind of wraps around the pool. I can cut through the pool area to get to both fars ends of the house quicker. Our patio is behind the columns but you can't really see it because it's dark but it's a nice place to eat by the pool. We also have a bar to the far right of the patio that has three windows that open to the kitchen. The shutters close the whole patio so we dont have to shutter those windows and doors individually. The palm tree has six pineapple plants in a circle around it. I planted those last week. I also put a couple in my butterfly garden and a couple on the property line with the neighbors.





Like I said in previous post. The aquarium and the safe were a perfect fit. A hair bigger and they wouldnt fit. The closet door actually closes, barely, so I can close it and no one knows it's there.


And that concludes my tour, for today. I still have to take pictures of the living room, kitching, dining room, and whatever the other living room is called. Maybe I'll post those tomorrow.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Busy Week

Well it's been another busy week.

Thursday I had a half day at work so I got home early and started working around the house. The cable guy had dug a trench the day before and he tried to cover up his destruction. So when I turned on my sprinklers for the front lawn and nothing happened I walked to the side of the house where I had a geyser shooting up. The idiot had cut my sprinkler line and instead of fixing it he tried to just cover it with dirt like I wouldn't notice. So I called the cable company and they said someone would call me back on Christmas. Right.... I called them again yesterday and I was expecting a call back today that never came so I had to call and leave a voicemail with threats of disconnecting service and legal action if they don't fix my damaged property immediately. I could fix it, but I won't. I already fixed the line I cut myself last week and I'm not going to fix something that some moron broke and tried to cover up. That is just bad business.

Anyways other than that the week was good. Our neighbor brought us cookies Thursday :)

Thursday I was also able to get over to the pool store and get some chemicals and get an education on pools. When I got home I figured out why my barracuda wasn't working. This guy didn't ever do anything himself on his house. He paid a pool guy 50bucks a month to do his pool. Normal is about 90 so people have been telling me that he's probably not doing a good job. So I went to the filter and pulled out the cartridge and there was two inches of sand in the bottom. I washed out the filter cartridge and all this milky white and orange stuff was coming out. After cleaning that up my barracuda is running fine my pool is looking a lot better.

Thursday night we went to Natalie's Aunt's house for Christmas. The Dominican way of doing things is to open presents at midnight. Well all us younger people wanted to go home so I tried to convince the older adults that we should do it at 11 because 11here is midnight in Santo Domingo. They tried to lie to me and tell me that they don't celebrate Christmas in Dominican Republic. How can all the Dominicans have the midnight tradition if they don't celebrate it in the DR? On top of that at midnight they all started singing Jingle Bells in Spanish. I told them how can they have Jingle Bells in Spanish if they don't celebrate Christmas. Suegrita tried to tell me it's because Jingle Bells is there song and we stole it. But Jingle Bells is a Christmas song so that argument made no sense. So basically they all got caught with their hands in the cookie jar!

So we finally got home around 2am and Natalie wanted to open her present. I got her a PS3. While Jahiri and I were setting it up Natalie fell asleep on the couch (two minutes to setup). So Jahiri and I played PS3 until 4:30. I got up around 9ish and decided it was time for some yard work. Suegrita got me a Sambac Jasmine for Christmas and I have a bunch of flowers coming in the mail that Natalie got me as well. So I ripped out the bush by the front door and put my Jasmine there. Then I planted a bunch of flowers that we had purchased the day before. I put in a bunch of flowers in the front in my butterfly garden and realized that we have hundreds of caterpillars on one of our bushes, they look like Monarch butterfly caterpillars. Then I took out all the white rocks by our bench in the front and put in purple and blue flowers there. The previous owner had someone do all his yard work and it shows. It's simple and it needed a makeover. There just wasn't enough color. I also did some work on my veggie garden. So far my red bell peppers, yellow bell peppers, cucumbers, roma tomatoes, cherry tomatoes, watermelon, and summer squash have sprouted. I'm still waiting on my green bell peppers, jalepenos, cantelope, and kiwis.

So I spent until 2:30 Christmas afternoon working on the yard. After that we went to a neighbor's Christmas party for a bit. We found out that the neighbor is a delivery nurse at the hospital Natalie wants to have the baby at. These people had an atrium in between their dining room and their living room with big palm trees in it, I thought that was pretty cool.

Saturday.... Another trip to the pool store and Home Depot. Did more flowers, cleaned my garage, cut back some over grown plants, fixed the kitchen sink, and started a vine to cover my bathroom window. The bathroom window in the master bathroom can be seen from the side of the house. It's blurry but you can still see through. So I got a bunch of bamboo stakes and bought two jasmine plants to run up it. In a couple weeks that should cover my window. I also bought a lychee tree which I planted in the back yard next to the navel orange tree I bought last week. The kitchen sink was a lot of fun. This guy knew the sink was leaking at least since inspection but he didn't fix it. Of course since he doesn't do anything himself, he would have had to hire someone. I tried to just change the gaskets and the nut but it was still leaking. Then I cut my hand pretty bad when I slipped working on it. So I got some more supplies and changed the strainer. Another check off the to do list. I also cleaned up my pool/patio area and pulled all the weeds out of the cracks and siliconed them so more weeds won't grow. Weeds = pushed up dirt and dirty pool.

Natalie and Jahiri managed to unpack nearly the whole house. Now I just gotta get everything out to the curb tonight so they can pick it up tomorrow. Still a lot to do never enough time to do it all. I still haven't connected my home pc! I have more flowers coming this week and a house full of people for New Years Eve so it's gonna be a busy week. Still haven't uploaded pictures, coming soon...

So yeah, I had a busy week.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Not In The Hood Anymore

Well yesterday, after just living in this house a few days, two more of our neighbors came over to introduce themselves and invite us over on Christmas for their party. Wow, we aren't in the hood anymore. In three years in Miramar I talked to one neighbor, only because I was giving him a jump. It feels good to live in such a great neighborhood.

Yesterday I took the day off. I finally got everything out of the apartment, finished the cleaning, and turned in the keys. I'm now officially done with that place. The funny thing is I noticed that after three years of me complaining about the trash situation there they finally put up signs that say "please put your trash in the compactor and help keep your neighborhood clean." Not like those people can read or would even care if they could, but I found that pretty funny that they have to put a sign up to tell people to put their trash inside the compactor instead of throwing it in the parking lot. Anyways, back on topic, I got rid of most of the trash and boxes from moving and had a huge list of things to do but only accomplished close to half of them.

When I got home I had the Dominican crew over setting up Christmas decorations. Dominican crew = Natalie's aunts, sisters, & mom. I wasn't expecting to have Christmas decorations this year but they showed up with lights and other decorations and got to work. Most of the boxes inside the house got unpacked too. All we have left is the master suite, the garage, and setting up my gym room.

I was also able to plant 9 of my pineapples yesterday. I put three in the front yard around my mound where the 5 palm trees grow and I put the other six around my palm tree behind the pool. I planted my plumeria, cut the dead leaves of my banana trees with my machete, and put some bromeliads and airplants in my palm tree and my gumbo limbo tree. Climbing the gumbo limbo tree was a lot of fun. It's a big tree and there are already lots of airplants growing in it so I decided to add to that. I planted my prayer plants by my pond because they create a nice wet environment that is frog friendly and I already have a lot of frogs by my pond and would like to keep it that way. I found out that I have 8 orchids in the palm next to the pond as well, only one is in bloom right now.

I also got people out to mark all the utilities and sewage and stuff so I can do landscaping. I got the cable internet hooked up and at the end of the day managed to take a really quick swim.

Even though I didn't get everything done I wanted to I think it was a pretty productive day. I was pretty burned out last night and needless to say I've been sleeping like a champ.

Today I'm going to go to Home Depot and get more supplies. I'm hoping to get started on my veggie/fruit garden tonight, starting with my tomatoes first. Then I also have a variety of bell peppers, jalapenos, some other pepper I don't know the name of, summer squash, water melon, cucumbers, cantaloupe, and kiwi.

I have more fruit trees and plants that I'm going to add later, maybe closer to summertime like jakfruit, lychee, miracle fruit, another mango tree, black berries, raspberries, strawberries, etc...

As of now I have several banana trees, a papaya tree, mango tree, coconut tree, and my pineapples. And my banana trees aren't just any bananas. They are the best kind, Manzanas. Manzana, also known as lady finger, or apple banana, are the little bananas from Colombia and they are the best ones. Another cool thing I just learned about bananas is that before the flower turns into a banana you can eat it like an artichoke and it's suppose to taste similar. Interesting, I think I'll try it.

Well, that's all for now. Still haven't had a chance to take pictures, I'll get to that this weekend once everything is cleaned up.

Monday, December 21, 2009

The New House

So this weekend we finally moved! I'm so exhausted right now. I haven't posted pictures yet, I'll try to do that on my next post later this week. The house is amazing, so is the neighborhood. We've already met a few of the neighbors that came over to say hi.It's a complete 180 change from Miramar.

We started the move on Friday. It wasn't the best day for a move. I took a half day and got out of work early and it was pouring down rain. We got three times the normal December rainfall between Wednesday night and Friday afternoon. Normally it's dry and sunny this time of year but not last week. Anyways we loaded up my truck and Suegrita's suv and headed up to the new house.

I had a couple of projects I needed to work on. First off I reprogrammed my garage door. Then I needed to change the locks on the side garage door and the front door. This required two trips to Home Depot with monkey (Jahiri). The first trip we got me a nice Honda lawn mower, a Ryobi weedwacker that takes attachments for other products including the hedger I bought for it and the leaf blower I'll probably get later, and the locks. We ran into some problems though. First off we tried to remove the thumb handle on the front door and put a normal door knob. This didn't work because the hole it left below was so big so I had to get a new thumb handle. On top of that problem I encountered another problem with my side garage door which still hasn't been fixed. It appears whoever put the door there didn't do it right. The hole that the dead bolt is suppose to fit in is too small for a standard size deadbolt, or any door handle. So while we were back at Home Depot monkey found a deadbolt drill clamp set. Basically you clamp on this set that has the holes on both sides and it comes with the proper drill. So I tried to drill my own hole but the clamp wouldn't hold tight. I finally figured out why once I got some better light set up. It appears there is a think layer of metal on both sides of the door. So I think I'm going to just install a whole new door and frame. Ugh. The good news is that I did get the front door finished and I got the deadbolt where I can program a bunch of codes for everyone for keyless entry. That is a really cool feature. Once removing the locks I could see that they were old and rusty and it's definitely a good thing I replaced them.

I got so busy on Friday night that I completely forgot to pick up the u-haul until it was too late. Once I remembered they were already closed. So Saturday I got up really early and loaded up my truck for round two. I dropped off a load of stuff at the new house, set up the lawn mower, and finished up some other projects. Then I was going to go to u-haul but I found out they cancelled my reservation. So I decided to pick up a truck in Pembroke Pines instead. So I made a reservation while driving down to Pines and when I do get there, well I went to the wrong one. I finally got the truck and got back to the house at just before 11. I got the 26 footer even though Tio Jose tried to tell me I don't need one that big. My decision to go overkill was a good one though. First off I had all my plants that can't be stacked, and second, I didn't want to waste time trying to make stuff fit. So I went with what is easy and I'm glad I did.

I was able to back the truck up so close that I got the ramp all the way to my front door. It doesn't get easier than that. I had one friend show up, Kevin, and Natalie had four of her uncles, her sisters, and two of her aunts. I was nervous about moving the 550 pound safe but after taking the 150 pound door off we were able to get it done. Then the other hard part. The aquariums. We managed to get those as well though. When all was said and done it was a good thing I got the 26 footer because I still ended up leaving enough stuff to fill up my Ranger twice. I did go back for one of those loads yesterday and tomorrow I'll get what's left when I go to clean up the apartment.


Driving up to the new house in the truck I almost killed some moron. I have a rule and it's a good one. If someone cuts me off I am not going to flip the vehicle I'm in trying to dodge them, nor will I end up hitting some other incident person trying to avoid them. Well I'm in the middle lane of I-75 and some moron missed their exit. Instead of taking the next exit they did the stupidest thing they could have possibly done. They stopped right in the middle lane of I-75 with their blinker on and tried to push their way over into a stopped line of traffic exiting the freeway. Now I was in a truck probably weight a good 20,000-25,000 pounds fully loaded. They don't stop quick. Needless to say I stopped just inches from this idiot's back bumper. I was pretty pissed off about that. Anyways, everyone knows I can't write a blog without mentioning South Florida stupidity.

So we got to the house and unloaded the truck. We got really lucky with my guest bedroom. There are two closets on one wall with a cubby hole in between by the window. I wanted to put my aquarium by the window so it's easy to clean. Hose in and hose out. Well my aquarium is a perfect fit in the cubby hole. So perfect and tight I cannot open the top without rubbing the walls and really pushing hard. So my solution is to access the aquarium from outside through the window. Then the safe. The safe happens to be the exact size of the closets. So my safe was a really tight fit. No space at all to move it around so it was a challenge getting it put back in and getting the door in but we got it done. I'll take some pictures later and put on my next blog but that room is just too perfect. Now I can close the closet and no one will know my safe is there.

After unpacking we lit up the bbq so we could get everyone fed. Yes, I make the world's most awesome bbq chicken. No joke either, everyone loved it. I had to eat it cold though because I set up an appointment for ADT to come out so we can get an alarm on the house. I didn't know it would take 2 hours for us to do the walk through. The guy kept making jokes about the size of our house. He said "what is this, room 16?" He was really honest about what we should purchase. I told him the alarm is more for when we are away then when we are there. I want to come home at night and not have to check the entire house before going to bed. I want to know it's protected when I'm on vacation. As far as noise for opening doors and stuff he told me a lot of that I can do myself cheaper by going to Home Depot. I already knew this though because I looked into it online and I had a lot of that stuff at my apartment. But anyways, I can always upgrade my alarm as time goes by.

So we purchased an alarm and will have that setup next week. All wireless motion detectors that use cell technology since I don't have a landline. So if someone tries to cut my phone line it's not going to do them any good. I got extra protection for the guest room and the baby's future room. I didn't tell the guy why I wanted the guest room extra protected I just told him to make sure we got that one locked down. Of course when I mentioned to him "let someone try to cut the phone line" Natalie assumed that I was talking about shooting people and didn't realize that I was just referring to the cell technology. I don't let strangers know about my arsenal though so he had no clue what she was talking about and she said "o, you didn't tell him". Fortunately I was able to change the subject.

After we finished that deal I finally got around to eating my dinner. Everyone was enjoying themselves outside. We have a great view and the weather was good. I even decided to take a swim. I had to be the first one in my pool and all the brown people thought I'm crazy but that's just because they don't understand that South Florida is not cold. After everyone else left my cuñadas and I spent until midnight unpacking. Jasmine got the kitchen all setup and monkey and I did the guest room, and other stuff. Natalie was down for the count with a sore back.

Sunday I made another trip to the apartment and got some cleaning done. I have one more trip to do tomorrow and then I'm turning in the keys. We have a lot of trash so I think I'm going to dump it all at the apartment since I'm still paying for trash and everything else until January.

Yesterday I stained one of my many shelves in the garage. I also got two of my Jasmines planted. I took out the vine that the previous owner had growing above my frog pond and put my pink Jasmine there. I put my Confederate Jasmine on the North West side of the house and I hit a pipe doing it. Not only did I hit a pipe, but I hit it in a space that had a t-connection and a coupling where it had already been patched. So that required a trip to Home Depot, actually two trips, good thing it's less than a mile away, and set me a good 90 minutes behind. Finally after I got that done I retired from the night. I am so burned out. I haven't been this tired in years.

I am taking tomorrow off. After I get out of the apartment I am going to try to finish up my garage, plant my pineapples in the back yard under the palm tree, and do some cleanup inside. We'll see how far I get. The garage is the one room that really needs some work. The walls need painting, the shelves all need to be painted, and the floor needs to be refinished. I'm going to go with epoxy shield on my floor and make that garage look majorly awesome. Also on that list for the garage is my side door of course and we are having alarms installed in there as I already mentioned. After that I'm done. The ADT guy showed me that when I go on vacation I can bolt my garage door shut but said that with these hurricane coded garage doors people don't break in that way anyways. I'll have to take pictures to show all my West Coasters what a hurricane code garage door is, but basically my house is built like a fort.

I still haven't setup my office yet. I'll try to do that today. That is going to probably be our first in house project is getting rid of the wood walls and painting the office and redoing the ceiling and lighting. My other projects are landscaping, putting three ceiling fans on the patio, screens on windows, a salt system on my pool instead of chlorine, and a firepit. The landscaping looks good but I want more fragrant flowers, more trees, more fruit trees, and a vegetable garden. I get free water from the canal so this should save me a lot of money.

So that's it. I'll try to keep updating as I go, and like I said I should have some pictures up this week.

Also a big thank you to my parents, the Dominican family, and Kevin for all their help. Natalie and I would have had our move delayed until spring if not for my parent's loaning us some money that we'll be repaying with the stimulus. So we got an earlier move than expected and got out of that hell hole without having to sign another lease. And the move wouldn't have been possible without all the help from the Dominican family.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

First Anniversary

So last week Natalie and I had our first anniversary. We wanted to do a Caribbean cruise or go to the Bahamas since we have been talking about that for a long time and it's so close, but due to the move we decided to spend less and save that for next year. Ended up being a good decision too because now with Natalie being pregnant it would have been a huge waste of money doing a cruise or going to Atlantis. So that's hopefully on next years agenda.

Anyways this year we decided to go to Marco Island. The southernmost city on Florida's gulf coast. We have been talking about this for a while as well but hadn't done it. I like driving across alligator alley because along with all the other scenary you can see alligators while driving. We both like the gulf coast a lot more than Miami. It's quieter, it's more country with trees everywhere instead of a concrete jungle, and people are so much nicer over there. People are pissed off in Miami for some reason.

So we left Friday morning and first we went to my favorite trail in South Florida, Corkscrew Swamp, in Naples. It's a 2.5 mile boardwalk through cypress swamp, pineland, and a prairie. The trees in each area depend on the elevation. A couple feet of elevation difference will determine whether you're seeing cypress which like the swamp or pine and palms which like the higher/drier elevation and even limestone hammocks. It's like a whole different world there. People are respectful and quiet and even with hundreds of people around. Everyone whispers on the trail like they are in a library so they don't disturb all the wildlife. I still haven't been in the wet season, maybe next year. I'd like to see it when the prarie is flooded out and the cypress knees are covered in water. We did get a couple inches of rain the day before though so it wasn't as dry as it could have been. I didn't see a single alligator there this time.

A couple minutes into our walk on the trail there were a lot of people standing on the trail looking at a red shouldered hawk about 150 yards out and high up in the trees. Everyone had out their binoculars and some crazy cameras with foot long lenses. I got bored really quick and walked past them. About 15 feet past them I heard a rustling in the bushes and I could hear something flying in there so I stopped. Out of the bushes comes another red shoulder hawk flying right at me with a crayfish in it's claws. It lands about 15 feet in front of me, ten feet high in a tree and starts eating the crawfish. It was really cool. I've seen them fly with snakes in their claws but they usually fly away from me. I've never seen them eat a crayfish and I've never seen them stop right in front of me and put on a show while it eating. It didn't take long until everyone else caught on to what was going on and everyone came over to watch.

We got through the boardwalk really fast, much faster than expected because I drank too much soda before getting there and couldn't hold it. I though Natalie would be the one that had to hit the bano being pregnant and all but it was me. So we got through the boardwalk in about an hour then headed over to Marco Island. We got in our room, 9th floor, gulf view, just in time for a really cool sunset. We stayed at the Hilton.

We pretty much just sat around Saturday and Sunday. We went to the beach for a little bit but Natalie is a real wimp with what she calls cold water. The water was about 78, a good 8-10 degrees warmer than the water in San Diego at it's peak in summer. So I didn't hesitate at taking a swim. The beach has nice white sand and tons of shell. I think that is actually where the white sand comes from, broken up shells. I like the white sand beaches because the sand isn't dirty and doesn't stick to me. I hate dirty sticky sand.


When we left I had a note on my truck that I found amusing. I have a bumper sticker,

At work people are always telling me how funny this bumper sticker is. I noticed people behind me laughing and taking pictures of my bumper sticker all the time while I'm in traffic. Well as we're leaving I notice a note on my truck so I read it. I have some other amusing ones but I know the note was referring to this one. It says "we love your bumper stickers except it needs to say free Cuba next". It was signed by Adriana, I assume she's Cuban. The funny thing is three days earlier at Thanksgiving we decided if the baby is a girl her middle name is going to be Adriana. For all the white people reading this it's not A-Dree-Anna, it's Ahh-Dree-Awe-Na.




Anyways here are pictures.



The cypress forest. You can't even see the cypress from the beginning of the trail. Then after coming around a corner, bam, there it is. It doesn't even look real, it's like a painting.






































































































Friday, November 13, 2009

Finding A House Is A Full Time Job. But We Finally Did It

I'll add more pictures of the house once I move. I have a couple from google down below but none of my own. I'll post those in a separate blog around Dec 20th.

Well I've been in South Florida for almost three years now and this year Natalie and I decided to buy a house. After living in the hood "East Miramar" for almost three years I decided I was going to be really picky about where I'll buy a house. I absolutely hate moving and decided when I do move I'm going to stay there for at least a good 15 years so I knew that I needed to get a good house the first round instead of getting a "starter house". Plus I think a starter home isn't really the best investment since most of the mortgage in the beginning goes towards interest so if I was to sell in 5 years I wouldn't have much of the principal paid off. So needless to say I did a lot of research before deciding where I want to buy. I spent a lot of time looking up crime statistics, demographics, house prices, schools, zoning restrictions, etc... I wanted to make sure there are no mistakes.

Part of our deal is we decided that we are not going to be one of those people that lose our home. So we decided anything we get we are going to get off my income only. So when applying for the mortgage we kept Natalie out of it completely. Yes she is on the title. But we wanted to make sure that we keep her income as extra so we can travel and see family, live comfortably, and not have to worry about losing the home if something happens. Just thought I'd throw that in there because some people are worried that we got in over our head. Trust me, we have a whole second income that wasn't even involved in the approval and we will be fine. I'm a pretty smart guy and we thought this through first.

Natalie decided that she hates my neighborhood, obviously, I do too. She wanted out right away and wanted to rent somewhere else but I told her we're just going to have to deal with it because I'm not moving twice and it's gonna set us further back. So we stayed in our apartment, renewed the lease, and started saving up to get out. We were going to be moving out in Spring of 2010 but then something happened. My dad had loaned my sister money to buy a house and she got the money back from this first time home owner tax credit. So my dad called me up one day and said that he's gonna give us some money for the down payment and we can just give it back when we get it back on our taxes. So this pushed our move up quite a few months.

So finally I decided on Coral Springs, the best city in South Florida.
According to wiki:
Coral Springs was ranked as the 27th best city in the United States in which to live by Money Magazine in 2006; was named the 10th safest city in the US by Morgan Quitno in 2007; and was identified as one of the 100 best communities for kids by America's Promise, also in 2007. In 2007, Coral Springs became the first state or local government in the nation to receive the Malcolm Baldrige National Quality Award.

The schools in Coral Springs are the best in the country. They are almost all A+ schools. The elementary school by our house is an A+ school with several national awards and the high school is ranked in the top 1% in the country. The median house price is about $100,000 higher than the rest of Broward County and the prices are holding value much better than the rest of the county right now because of the tough city ordinances. The city of Coral Springs is like a big home owners association. They have laws on everything from what percentage of shrubs and trees in your yard must be native species, to what colors you can make your house, and what cars you can park at your house. They have an approved "street tree list" and a list of nuisance trees and plants (those ugly Melaleuca and Australian Pine I don't like are on that list). RV's and boats are not allowed to be parked in front of houses. If you don't mow your lawn and clean your roof you get a ticket and have to appear in court. A couple years ago I thought I would never want to live in a HOA neighborhood because I don't like the way they control things. After living in the hood where people bring down the neighborhood I changed my mind.

Coral Springs Crime Statistics. Much lower than the national average. On top of that almost all the crime happens in one area far away from me. Even the hood is clean in Coral Springs though. And Coral Springs is now rated the safest city in South Florida according to this news article.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/coral-springs/fl-coral-springs-crime-20091202,0,4181670.story


So this last summer the search began. My annoying coworker that drives me crazy all day tried to get me to use his wife as a realtor. I didn't want any part in that. But then she came down here one day when she got her citizenship and she gave me her card and started sending me mls searches of houses and stuff so I caved and used her as a realtor. I should have held my ground and told them no, it was a bad choice. We looked at over 50 houses with her and got nowhere as far as a purchase.

The only thing we gained is that we got to see what we do and don't like, mostly what we don't like. But she obviously hasn't be doing this for too long and didn't explain the process to us. For instance I thought when you got a loan they just approved you for a price flat out. I didn't know that they approve for a different amount on each house because they factor in insurance, HOA fees, taxes, etc. She didn't tell us any of this! So we would put in a bid, without her doing research on the house and finding out what is a fair market value, and then we would find out all this other stuff that should have been lined up before we even placed a bid. Not the right way to do things. On top of that she couldn't even give us an opinion on a fair bid. She would say "I don't know, that's up for you to decide. You can offer a dollar, you can offer a million. It's for them to accept or not." The dumbest crap I have heard. Well this is when we had another surprise put on us. We would bid on a house and then find out later that the house has to appraise at a certain value because that is all we could get for the loan.

She should have done her research on the homes first because she kept showing us homes that we wouldn't even consider. Homes that looked good on the website, and some that looked great when we got there, but then there was something wrong she should have known about before even wasting our time taking us out there. Like I said, we were being picky and we told her:
No houses with busy streets behind them. We don't want to hear traffic.
No houses with apartments close by. Apartments attract the ghetto.
No houses with large parks directly behind. We don't want to hear people playing basketball at 7am on Sunday morning.
If possible avoid HOA. Coral Springs has so many codes as it is we don't want to waste another $2,000 a year on HOA fees, especially since they decrease my buying power. She kept finding only HOA houses for some reason.
No houses where they are asking for an insane amount of money over the fair purchase price. If they aren't willing to negotiate to a fair price I don't want to deal with them. I'm looking for a good investment for myself, not looking to pick up the tab for someone else's bad investment.

She kept showing us houses over and over that had something wrong with them that should have been caught before we went out there. Houses for $400,000 that needed 60K dropped into them because they weren't kept up inside. These homes weren't worth 280K and she should have caught this before wasting our time. A lot of these people were crazy and asking for 150K more than their house was worth. People that are delusional and think we are going to pay for their bad investments and offer up what their house was worth 2 years ago. Or people that though that they can add 150K to their house because they put on a 20K roof. Lucky for me a friend at work showed me a website where I can see the fair market value of the home. Because of this I knew more about the home before I walked into it then our realtor did! I was organized and had print outs of everything, she wasn't too organized and only had the mls print out and not the records on appraisals and sales. Why even look at a home if it won't appraise? Then I'm out $375 on an appraisal and I don't have a house. These people are insane for even wasting our time listing their house if they aren't going to get into a realistic price range. And time and time again she kept showing us houses where the owner wouldn't go for a realistic offer so we walked away.

The worst was one that a company called TNT bought for 292K. They said they did all these upgrades and they did none. The house was really nice but needed 45-60K put into it. So this company buys up the house for 292K and tries to turn around and sell it for 419K! And this is why people can't find a house. It's insanity. It would be one thing if they did something to the house but they didn't drop a dime into it. We offered up 330K and they wasted our time making us put that price in a formal bid just to reject it and say they won't move on the price. Why waste my time with all that paperwork just to reject it? This was getting ridiculous and people were wasting our time. Our realtor should have been on top of the listing agent and should have figured out ahead of time that they were wasting our time. We had another one where they wanted 384K for the house yet it was the only house we have ever looked at that didn't have hurricane shutters. We told them to take off 20K for the shutters and they wouldn't budge. Instead they gave us the stupid excuse that they've made it through a storm without shutters before. Stupid answer. Plus shutters save around $1,000 a year on insurance. Then we had the divorce sale. O fun stuff. We offered up 16K over fair market value and they wouldn't take it. Instead they thought they would sit on it for 2 months and they finally said if we give them 5K more, their listing price, they'll take it. Haha. Yeah right. No one pays listing price here. Every single house that sells here sells for 40-60K below listing price and these people aren't going to sell until they get realistic. They finally came back with this offer just last week, after we already got a house for a fair price.

So finally Natalie had enough. About a month ago we decided to meet up for lunch one day at Crab House on the bay and have lunch and this is when Natalie told me she's had enough of the BravoSierra (BS). Natalie fired the realtor and we found a realtor that knows what she is doing. One that grew up in Coral Springs, only deals in Coral Springs, knows the area, knows fair prices in the area, etc. A Coral Springs expert. I actually wanted to use this realtor before my annoying coworker kept insisting we use his wife. So our new realtor setup for us to see something like 9 houses one Saturday and none of them were in an HOA, funny how that happens. There was one house that we really liked and we decided we wanted to put a bid on it. Natalie wasn't too optimistic I don't think because of past failures but I was confident that our new realtor would get the job done. This is when we got to see how an experienced realtor works.

This house was bought 3 years ago for $554,000. They had it on the market for $369,000 and that was after reducing the price already (that's why Natalie didn't think they would go lower). But like I said, no one sells for the listing price. They only sell once they wake up and get into reality. Our last realtor would have been afraid to attack and go for fair market value. The listing agents kept telling her that these homes had all these other offers and stuff which I know isn't true because they are still on the market months later. They were playing games with her trying to scare us into a bid and she wasn't smart enough to catch it. Well I looked up the fair market value for this house on the website and it said $335,000. So we asked our realtor where is a good price to start, should we start out at bidding for 330K? She said wait, before even bidding she is going to do some research on the sales in the area and some other stuff first. At the same time she was doing that she was having her broker get his appraiser to see how high he thinks the home could appraise since she didn't know if it would appraise high enough to cover all our closing cost. He didn't go out there and do an official appraisal but he did a pre-appraisal and said he thinks we can get it to appraise for 350K. She was already two steps ahead of the game. So after she had that done she said lets go for 330K. Well they didn't take 330K, they said they have to get at least 334K out of the house. So we settled with 350K and we get 16K back at closing to cover closing cost and buy down our interest rate. On top of that she was smart enough to manage some other stuff in the deal. This first time home buyer credit was set to expire on Nov 30th but she heard it got extended but was awaiting approval from congress. So she was smart enough to put in the deal that we will close Dec 15th but if the first time buyer credit doesn't get extended then we will close Nov 30th and the people living there will rent from us until Dec15th. Well it did finally pass and get signed so we don't have to worry about that but it's good to know she was smart enough to work that part out.

So finally some progress. One week with this realtor and we already had someone accept our offer. Next she got the appraiser out there and sure enough it appraised just as high as he said it would. So next on the list was inspection. The inspector went out and everything looked good. They replaced the roof just before hurricane Wilma gave Coral Springs it's only recorded direct hit in history as a Category 3 hurricane, so they are one of the few that didn't lose a roof. The inspector said these are some of the best built homes in the country. All exterior walls are made of cinder block and rebar. We have accordion shutters on all windows. Our garage door is not your average garage door. It's a hurricane code garage door. Instead of using 2X4s in the interior they used all 2X6. So our house not only passed inspection, but the inspector told me we are getting ourselves a great home. During inspection they also did what's called a wind mitigation report. Basically I'm saving probably $800-$1000 annually on my insurance because of the shutters and the new roof. So now that the inspection is done we are just waiting for them to finish up the loan. My broker has been doing this over 20 years and said we should have no problem with the loan and we are looking to close December 15th. He actually told me yesterday "I'll make you a deal. You keep yourself employed and I'll get you financed."

So here are the details of the house.

The house is a 5 bedroom 3 bathroom, 2,616 sq ft., triple split floor plan on 10,800 sq ft lot. Our lot actually only goes half way to the canal and the rest is city owned but that's just more land for me that I don't have to pay for. It's just a buffer zone between my land and the canal so I can put fruit trees there and I'm the one that has to mow the grass there. The only thing is I don't have to pay taxes on it! The water has four zones and our sprinklers are on the zone that pumps from the canal so we get to water our lawn for free. The faucets of course are on city water so we don't have to fill our pool or wash our vehicles with canal water. We have a large solar panel on the roof to heat our water for free. Everything on the left side of the house, left of where it says foyer, that is the master suite. This includes the master bathroom, two closets, master bedroom, and attached to the master bedroom with two french doors is the office which has a window view of the pool and a sliding door that opens to the pool on the next wall. The master suite is on it's own 2 ton ac unit and there is a door that closes there. So basically we can just shut the door to that part of the house and save a lot of money on our electric bill. The rest of the house is on a 4 ton ac unit. The four other bedrooms and other two bathrooms are actually in separate hallways so that is why it's a triple split floor plan. All together we have 5 sliding doors that open up to the pool and a couple window views. The whole back of the house opens up to the pool and you can see the pool from everywhere, even in the hallway. In the kitchen the window opens up to a bar in the pool area. I am going to install 3 ceiling fans on the patio so we can eat outside. In the front yard there is a, I don't know what to call it. It's not really a pond because it's above ground. I guess it's a fountain?


Here's the floor plan
South Florida. We are way close to the Everglades and not too far from the beach. Our house is where the A is.





Our neighbors across the canal. They have a nice canopy on that street.
And last of all,,, our house. More pictures to come once we move in.


So the only thing I had left to do was get myself out of my apartment lease. I wanted to talk to the apartment manager but I could only talk to her assitant. They want a 60 day notice. I gave them notice on November 9th so 60 days would be January 9th. That's a couple weeks after I move out that I would be paying for but I said that's fine. But on top of that they wanted $1,000 for breaking the lease, three weeks early! So I had her talk to the manager and she came back to me and said since I have good payment history on my rent she'll drop that to $500. At first I took it but then I thought about it and got all pissed off. I thought about it and they were trying to play me for a fool. So I called up the manager and told her how it is. I told her that even if she wanted to she could not charge me $1,000 to break the least because that would exceed the cost of me staying to the end of the lease. I told her on top of that it's only 21 days and they haven't cut me any slack. I have been there for 3 years. I moved in January 7th, 2007. The lease ends for me 3 weeks after my 3 year mark and they gave me two options each year. 1. Sign for a year or 2. move out. I told her they are being completely unreasonable. I told her I already agreed to pay for a couple weeks that I won't be there and I will be exceeding my three year mark. I have never given them trouble, I'm quite, I'm a good tenant, and I think they need to figure something out. I told her I'll even pay the remainder of my rent until January 9th today. She told me "OK, I'm dropping the charge for breaking the lease". Of course she wouldn't put it in writing because she's not actually suppose to do this and it says in the lease that leasing agents don't negoiate. So hopefully she will keep to her word. She's always been nice to me so I don't anticipate a problem. I went to pay the rest of my lease off and she told the assitant manager what is going on and said they are going to work with me.

So I am offically rent/mortgage free until January or February. I need to find out. But part of the closing cost covers the first month or so and my apartment rent is taken care of so I don't have to worry about paying for whichever of the two roofs is over my head at the time until next year.

Also things got really ghetto right after I walked out of that office. I have never seen this happen but something like 50 kids were hanging out on the property after school and none of them lived there. So the manager walked out and had to kick them all out. I don't envy her job having to deal with all these morons all the time. Well a couple hours later I hear this girl yelling all ghetto and I think she was yelling at the manager. Then she comes over by my window and starts yelling out what's on my signs in my window. One sign says "Forget about the dog, beware of owner". It's got a picture of a S&W revolver. The other says "This house is protected by a shotgun three nights a week. You guess which three". So this girl is yelling in my window what the signs say. I was cooking and had my back to her so I turned around and gave her the look of death. I was about to tell her "congrats you can read now get the hell away from my window", but before I could even open my mouth she took off and two of the apartement staff were chasing her out.

I am so ready to move out of this place. The apartments are nice. They are taken care of and they keep up the landscaping really good. I have a lake view and I'm only 50 feet from the water. But the people are ghetto to the max and I'm sick of dealing with the staff and the idiots that close my work orders without fixing my stuff. I went a week without ac last summer because they sent some idiot from corperate who said he ordered the pump and he didn't. The maintanence manager who is a really nice guy said that the idiot from corperate told everyone the same thing, closed work orders, and everyone was pissed off the next week. Well I had to tell them they are banned from sending help from corperate in my apartment and only the manager himself can work in there because everytime I open a work order it's the same thing over and over. They always send someone from corperate who effs it up and it takes me five complaints and a month of nagging to get something fixed. Just one of the headaches along with ghetto people that are too stupid to put their trash in the compactor, instead throwing it in the parking lot. On the weekends it builds up until Monday when apartment staff have to put it in the compactor for these morons. So this is what I'll be leaving. Let me tell you, I won't miss it.

Then today I get home and I get a thing saying if I do want to renew, which I don't and I already gave them notice, my rent will go up 200 bucks a month! This is insane. This place already started going to hell when they started giving first month free and no deposit, I had to pay both. Now they keep raising the rent on the old tenants to make them flip the bill to bring in new ones (Obama style). They are renting out two bedroom apartments for $1,005 with no deposit and first month free and then they want me to pay $1,255 for a freaking one room. These people are out of their effin minds. And this is why the neighborhood is going down the toilet!

Me hanging out behind my apartment



The weekend trash mess. We let people this stupid drive in this country. Scary!