The Anole War Rages On, But Victory Is Mine!

Well the war on the anoles in my apartment are taking a turn. Victory is in my sight. As I have already stated, I have killed several off these pesky anoles by shooting them with a blow gun then using a magnet capable of lifting 200 pounds to catch them since they would run off impaled. Not only would I catch them, but I would leave them there like fish on a stringer while I go for more. Their eventual demise was when I took them off the dart and fed them to Killa who was so very grateful.

Well to all of you who offered no additional advice on how to wage my war, you suck. Ok, jk, but seriously... I got advise from one person only, Auntie Ellen, who told me to use mouse glue traps. I had tried the mouse snap traps but the anoles never set them off. So I tried the mouse glue trap and the one anole that was eluding capture, the one pesky little guy I couldn't seem to catch, the one I shot and he got away, well today I found him glued to his death. Auntie Ellen, Muchas Gracias!

I have a new weapon and I will win this war. I can now shoot anoles when I see them and also battle them while I'm not even home by placing glue traps. The days of having anoles in my boots are over! The days of anole poo on my floor are over! And most important, victory is mine!