Monday, September 10, 2012

A Little Toddler Humor

Having a toddler in the house you get a lot of laughter of the random things they do and say. They'll repeat things they heard a week earlier, say things that leave you scratching your head wondering where they learned it, and do some things that are just down right funny, or disgusting. Either way, it makes you laugh.

Lately Adri has been saying some random funny things. For instance the other night I was reading her Aladdin and I asked her what the sword is. She looked at it and said "that's dangerous". I don't know where she gets this stuff from but its just funny when she says it and throws me off guard.

Saturday she pulled off her funniest one in a long time. We had Natalie's sisters over and Adri was sitting in her chair eating her lunch, well at least she was suppose to be sitting, and then she stood up. This is a real pet peeve with me lately mostly because of the safety issue. So I told her "sit down right now or you're gonna get pao pao". She looked at me with the angry face and said "No, I give pao pao" and then she hit her hand twice and said "pao pao". We all looked at her and couldn't hold in the laughter.

Another funny one was s few weeks back. I took Adri to the waterpark and she was jumping and landing on her butt in the water. Each time she would land she would look at me and say "I'm OK". Well after four or five of these landings instead of giving the OK she says "My vagina". I started laughing and this just made her say it again. Later that day I took her out for dinner, Natalie was out of town. She was sitting next to me and decided to stand up, put her right arm around my shoulder, and started feeding me chips and salsa with her left hand.

A couple days later we were sitting on the couch and she puts her arm around me, puts her head on my shoulder, starts playing with my hair and says "Daddy, can I watch Tangled"?

And then there's the Icee. Adri's favorite new thing is sucking on an Icee. Natalie bought the cheap ripoffs of Otter Pops and Adri loves these things. She never forgets when she is promised an Icee. For instance if we tell her that she can have an Icee after her nap then she'll remind us within five minutes of waking up. The other day we were around the corner from the house and she yelled out "There's our house. Now I get Icee". And what do you think is her favorite thing to do when she gets in the door everyday? She doesn't run up to me. She runs to the kitchen yelling "Icee". I then have to tell her to get over here and give me a hug first.

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